Sunday, May 31, 2009
McKay
This morning I got beat up by my little brother McKay. It all began with Jessica and I singing to him about how he is going to change the world one day by78iu 9tuhgwe3gfutir3jfert4iu9gjt5u9 being friends with our neighbor, uhyjkhgiyu8p-=\ as you can tell he i[pt09opiythfyrtgjuhy6uiyui9ouyiky5uijhyu7p-kl6;g=8fr6k;ljt is still mad at me and consequently ibn IS PLAYING WITH TH EU THE KEYBOA76DUU0PH][V keyboard as i write this makei9i7i6u makinhuy5ugy making it a bit harder to write this post. hahaha. oh dear. funny little mckay :)
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Things To Do In An Elevator
1) When there's only one other person
in
the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for
more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick
it
up, then scream, 'That's mine!'
5) Bring a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the elevator.
6) Move your desk into the elevator and
whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
7) Lay
down a
Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
8) Leave a box in
the
corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something
ticking.
9) Ask, 'Did you feel that?'
10) Stand really close to someone,
sniffing
them occasionally.
11) When the doors close, announce to the others,
'It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again.'
12) Swat at flies that
don't
exist.
13) Call out, 'group hug!' then enforce it.
14) Grimace
painfully
while smacking your forehead and muttering Shut up, all of you, just
shut
up!'
15) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside,
ask, 'Got enough air in there?'
16) Stand silently and motionless in
the
corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
17) Stare at another
passenger for a while, then announce in horror, 'You're one of THEM'
and
back away slowly.
18) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to
the
other passengers.
19) Listen to the elevator walls with your
stethoscope.
20) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, 'I
have new socks on.'
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk
and
announce to the other passengers, 'This is my personal space.'
22)
Make
race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
23) Whistle the first
seven
notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
24) When arriving at your
floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed
when
they open by themselves.
25) Greet everyone getting on the elevator
with a
warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
26)On the highest
floor,
hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the
penny
you dropped down the shaft go plink' at the bottom.
27) When at
least 8
people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, dang motion
sickness!'
28) Meow occassionally.
29) Bet the other passengers you
can
fit a quarter in your nose.
30) Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go'
then
sigh and say uh-oh!'
in
the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for
more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.
4) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick
it
up, then scream, 'That's mine!'
5) Bring a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the elevator.
6) Move your desk into the elevator and
whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
7) Lay
down a
Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
8) Leave a box in
the
corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something
ticking.
9) Ask, 'Did you feel that?'
10) Stand really close to someone,
sniffing
them occasionally.
11) When the doors close, announce to the others,
'It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again.'
12) Swat at flies that
don't
exist.
13) Call out, 'group hug!' then enforce it.
14) Grimace
painfully
while smacking your forehead and muttering Shut up, all of you, just
shut
up!'
15) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside,
ask, 'Got enough air in there?'
16) Stand silently and motionless in
the
corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
17) Stare at another
passenger for a while, then announce in horror, 'You're one of THEM'
and
back away slowly.
18) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to
the
other passengers.
19) Listen to the elevator walls with your
stethoscope.
20) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, 'I
have new socks on.'
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk
and
announce to the other passengers, 'This is my personal space.'
22)
Make
race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
23) Whistle the first
seven
notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
24) When arriving at your
floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed
when
they open by themselves.
25) Greet everyone getting on the elevator
with a
warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
26)On the highest
floor,
hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the
penny
you dropped down the shaft go plink' at the bottom.
27) When at
least 8
people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, dang motion
sickness!'
28) Meow occassionally.
29) Bet the other passengers you
can
fit a quarter in your nose.
30) Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go'
then
sigh and say uh-oh!'
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
Name Meanings
Paula= Small
Alan= Handsome, harmony
Jessica= Wealthy, God is watching- God beholds
Ezra= Helper
Kristina= Christ Bearer
Adam= Mankind
Patrick= Nobleman
Karlie=Womanly strength,strong one
Shalie= A gift
Nathan= Gift of God
McKay= Son of fire
Patrick= Nobleman
Karlie=Womanly strength,strong one
Shalie= A gift
Nathan= Gift of God
McKay= Son of fire
Karlie- fish flinging
1. What is your nickname?
Narly
2. Thate are you wearing?
Underwear in my shoes
3. Do you do any sports?
Soccer Basketball an Fish Flinging
4. Do you have a cell phone?
Nope but I have something that is called a finging fish flinger
5. What did you last text say?
Stupid head (on my fish flinging flinger)
6. do you have any siblings?
yes They are all fish flingers that fling fish and other people like our dog and neighbors. I dont think we have a dog actually but they got the dog somewhere. oh well
7. do you have any pets?
I have a flying liger
8. what do you wish you were doing?
giving myself a swirly in the potty while I make an icee
9. do you get along with your parents?
yes I do they let me fling their fish and their neighbors
10. What's your favorite candy?
Chocolate covered stones....yum
actually I wish I was eating those while I give myself a swirlee
11. so you have a boyfriend?
no but I have a liger.....who would beat that and he can eat eny one elses boy friend or girlfriend I think he already ate mine thats probably why I haven't gotten asked out in a while...oh well
12. Do you like them?
If I didn't like it then why would I have it?
13. Whats your favorite videogame?
The swirly 3000 with the ultimate fish flinging flinger fun game with solid water expansion pack
14. Whats one of your favorite things to do?
Go flying on my liger...duh
15. What's you favorite clothing store?
I like any place that has a fish flining court or where I cold fly my liger into a pool of dried salted liver
16. What did you do today?
Liger training school fish flinging game and shooting scar on lion king. SCAR SHOULD GO KILL HIMSELF LIKE HE DID MUFASSA!!!
17. Do you think you're hot?
I am sweating like a pig
18. Are you a tomboy or girly girl?
I am like girls that likes long walks in the park romantic rides on ligers and flinging fish whenever they can
19. Do you have a my space?
Oh ya I have lots of my space in fact my space is about ten feet squared
20. What's your email?
how would I know?
Narly
2. Thate are you wearing?
Underwear in my shoes
3. Do you do any sports?
Soccer Basketball an Fish Flinging
4. Do you have a cell phone?
Nope but I have something that is called a finging fish flinger
5. What did you last text say?
Stupid head (on my fish flinging flinger)
6. do you have any siblings?
yes They are all fish flingers that fling fish and other people like our dog and neighbors. I dont think we have a dog actually but they got the dog somewhere. oh well
7. do you have any pets?
I have a flying liger
8. what do you wish you were doing?
giving myself a swirly in the potty while I make an icee
9. do you get along with your parents?
yes I do they let me fling their fish and their neighbors
10. What's your favorite candy?
Chocolate covered stones....yum
actually I wish I was eating those while I give myself a swirlee
11. so you have a boyfriend?
no but I have a liger.....who would beat that and he can eat eny one elses boy friend or girlfriend I think he already ate mine thats probably why I haven't gotten asked out in a while...oh well
12. Do you like them?
If I didn't like it then why would I have it?
13. Whats your favorite videogame?
The swirly 3000 with the ultimate fish flinging flinger fun game with solid water expansion pack
14. Whats one of your favorite things to do?
Go flying on my liger...duh
15. What's you favorite clothing store?
I like any place that has a fish flining court or where I cold fly my liger into a pool of dried salted liver
16. What did you do today?
Liger training school fish flinging game and shooting scar on lion king. SCAR SHOULD GO KILL HIMSELF LIKE HE DID MUFASSA!!!
17. Do you think you're hot?
I am sweating like a pig
18. Are you a tomboy or girly girl?
I am like girls that likes long walks in the park romantic rides on ligers and flinging fish whenever they can
19. Do you have a my space?
Oh ya I have lots of my space in fact my space is about ten feet squared
20. What's your email?
how would I know?
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