Things To Do In An Elevator

1) When there's only one other person
in
the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for
more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick
it
up, then scream, 'That's mine!'

5) Bring a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the elevator.

6) Move your desk into the elevator and
whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

7) Lay
down a
Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

8) Leave a box in
the
corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something
ticking.

9) Ask, 'Did you feel that?'

10) Stand really close to someone,
sniffing
them occasionally.

11) When the doors close, announce to the others,
'It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again.'

12) Swat at flies that
don't
exist.

13) Call out, 'group hug!' then enforce it.

14) Grimace
painfully
while smacking your forehead and muttering Shut up, all of you, just
shut
up!'

15) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside,
ask, 'Got enough air in there?'

16) Stand silently and motionless in
the
corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

17) Stare at another
passenger for a while, then announce in horror, 'You're one of THEM'
and
back away slowly.

18) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to
the
other passengers.

19) Listen to the elevator walls with your
stethoscope.


20) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, 'I
have new socks on.'

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk
and
announce to the other passengers, 'This is my personal space.'

22)
Make
race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

23) Whistle the first
seven
notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

24) When arriving at your
floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed
when
they open by themselves.

25) Greet everyone getting on the elevator
with a
warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

26)On the highest
floor,
hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the
penny
you dropped down the shaft go plink' at the bottom.

27) When at
least 8
people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, dang motion
sickness!'

28) Meow occassionally.

29) Bet the other passengers you
can
fit a quarter in your nose.

30) Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go'
then
sigh and say uh-oh!'